Friday Funnies


AFTER telling the children the story of Adam and Eve, a Sunday school teacher asked them to draw a picture. One little boy drew a car with three people in it. When told it had nothing to do with the story, he looked up in astonishment and replied, “But you said ‘God drove them out of the garden!’ “


I HAD always prided myself on being an “on time” person.  One morning I over-slept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school.   As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something. “What?”  I called back. “Don’t slow me down. I’m late.”  “No, you’re not, ” he responded. “It’s Saturday.”


As PROPERTY manager of single-family residences, I was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions: “Professionally employed?” “We’re a military family,” the wife answered. “Children?” “Yes, nine and twelve,” she told me proudly. “Animals?” “Oh, no,” she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved.”


My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont.  The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was.  As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, “Look, I’m not stupid or anything, but what state is it in?”

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