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New Sleeping Pills

Dewey dragged himself into his doctor’s office one day looking very exhausted. “Doctor,” he said, “there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep!”    Rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications, Doc offered him some new sleeping pills that were just approved. Just a few of these and your troubles will be over.””Great,” said Dewey, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot.”

Two weeks later, Dewey came back to the doctor’s office looking worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than ever!” Dewey exclaimed.”I don’t understand how that could be,” said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills on the market!””That may be true, Doc, but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it’s really hard getting him to swallow the pill!”

TRAVEL TIP

So two Georgia Tech students are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t you go paying them what they ask. You haggle.” At the Sydney airport, the boys catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, “That’ll be twenty dollars, lads.” “Oh no you don’t! My dad warned me about you. We are not crazy we go to the World famous Georgia Tech. You’ll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,” says one of the boys. “And you’ll only be getting fifteen from me too,” adds the other.