A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters’ place. They put up a big bold sign which read: We give seven dollar hair cuts.
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: We fix seven dollar haircuts.
When John returned to the house one evening, his wife announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels.
“Yeah,” said Dewey very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, “that wasn’t very nice of her to do.”
“You’re absolutely right it wasn’t,” she said. “And they were the two best towels we had—you know the ones we got from the Hilton Hotel?!”
John and Nancy, married for 40 years, planned a second wedding to renew their vows. Nancy described to her friend the dress she would wear. Her friend asked, “What color shoes?”
Nancy replied, “Silver.” John chimed in: “Yep, silver … to match her hair.”
With a pointed look at John’s bald spot, Nancy’s friend said: “So, John, I guess you’ll go barefoot.”