Friday Funnies

Marriage Counseling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, we’ll never need that.  My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts.”

“He communicates real well and I just act like I’m listening.”

How the Fight Started

I rear ended a car this morning. So there we are along the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car—and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it—he was a dwarf!!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”

So I looked down at him and said, “Well then, which one ARE you?”

And that’s when the fight started.