Friday Funnies

No Sweet Potatoes:

A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks “Do you have any sweet potatoes? ” The stockboy replies “Sorry ma’am, we are out of sweet potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning” The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the sweet potatoes are. The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her “Sorry ma’am, we are out of sweet potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning” The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks “Where the hell do you keep the sweet potatoes, I need some sweet potatoes right now!”

The stockboy, getting frustated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady “Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your sweet potatoes from the back.” The lady agrees and the man starts the questions. “Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe ” she says Ok, “C A T”. “Very good!”

The stockboy says, “now spell dog, as in dogmatic. ” The lady getting frustrated spells it correct.

Now the employee finally asks “now spell, bean, as in sweet potatoes. ” She replies “There is no bean in sweet potatoes?”

To which the stockboy replies “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!” 

Looking for brother:

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Yes! did you find him?”

Georgia Tech

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of GeorgiaTech, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”