Friday Funnies

Humor in Uniform
Reader’s Digest
The Deadliest Job in WWII
My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”
Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”
–Marian Babula, Penn Run, Pennsylvania
Never Lose a Tank
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship. —Comedian Dick Gregory
At Ease and April Fools
We were inspecting several lots of grenades. While everyone was concentrating on the task at hand, I held up a spare pin and asked, “Has anyone seen my grenade?”

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