One Liners
Don’t let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
Until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisers.
Until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisers.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.
It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.
The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit’s end,
You’ll find God lives there.
When you get to your wit’s end,
You’ll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?
God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Some minds are like concrete
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
Peace starts with a smile.
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I don’t know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
I don’t know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em – He’ll clean ’em.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em – He’ll clean ’em.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don’ t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Don’ t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
God loves everyone,
But probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!
Prayer:
Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.
The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don’t change the message,
The message changes us.
We don’t change the message,
The message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him/her.
You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him/her.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4given.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4given.