Friday Funnies


“Sally, can you spell ‘water’ for me?” The teacher asked.

“H I J K L M N 0,” answered Sally promptly.

Her teacher look puzzled. “That doesn’t spell “water.”

“Sure it does,” said Sally. “My daddy’s a scientist and he says water is H to O.”

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I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light that had a bumper sticker on it that said, “Honk if you love Jesus.”

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Another FUNNY

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up with an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand-printed sign:

Energy efficient vehicle:

Runs on oats and grass.

Caution: Do not step in exhaust.

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The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help.

The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.

The teacher was amazed. “I’m in awe at your faith, pastor,” she said. “It’s really nothing,” he answered. “The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling.”

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It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten.
They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

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May we always be of good cheer, being sure to smile, give a friendly greeting to others…and pass a sincere compliment when possible. Let us be active…to the very end, remembering that, even when disabled, it is not what we have lost but what we have left that counts. May we be ever creative in living our retirement lives, so as to make the last part of our lives the best part.    —Martin A. Janis,

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