FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
TGIF
Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
ARGUING
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom.
The teacher asked them, “Why are you arguing?”
One of the boys replied, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.