The Generous Wife
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend. “I gave a poor beggar $25.”
“That’s a lot of money to give away,” says her friend. “What did your husband say?”
“He said, ‘Thank you’.”
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Another Funny
A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.
“May I see your driver’s license?” he said.
She looked at him with disgust.
“What’s the matter with you guys? I wish you’d make up your minds. You took my license from me yesterday.
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A man phones a lawyer and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”
The lawyer replies, “A thousand dollars.”
“A thousand dollars!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive, isn’t it?”
“It certainly is,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”