Aptitude Test A young man wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:Tester: If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?SEVEN!Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?SEVEN!Tester: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?SIX.Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?SEVEN!Tester: Why in the world would you say that three lots of two rabbits would add up to a total of seven rabbits? |
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A lady lost her purse while shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. She looked in the purse and discovered that something was different. “That’s odd,” she commented. When I lost my bag there was a $100 bill in it. Now there are 100 $1 bills.”
The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, ma’am. The last time I found a lady’s purse she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
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A lady had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. When the state trooper arrived he was astonished that she had survived.
“My goodness!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you okay, ma’am?”
“Why, yes, officer, I’m just fine.”
“Well, how in the world did this happen?”, he asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing! I was driving along this road when I started to doze off. When I woke up this tree from out of nowhere pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was….”
“Uh, ma’am,” the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth on your rear view mirror.”