Hearing
Leroy goes to a revival and listens to the preacher. After a while the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.
Leroy gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: ‘Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you.’ Leroy replies: ‘Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.’ The preacher puts one finger in Leroy’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy’s head and prays and prays and prays—he prays a blue streak for Leroy.
After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, ‘Leroy , how is your hearing now?’
Leroy says, ‘I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t til next Wednesday!
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A man jumped into a taxi cab in New York and asked the driver, “How do I get to Yankee Stadium?”
The cabbie replied, “Practice! Practice! Practice!”
He’s right. And although discipline and practice may never get a turtle to actually fly, it will probably get you and me just about wherever we want to go.
TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s composition. Did you copy off of him?
DANIEL: No teacher, it’s the same dog.