Math Problem
The teacher, came up with a good math problem. ‘Suppose,’ she asked her class, ‘there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?’
‘None’, answered little Paul, the farmer’s son.
‘None, Paul? I’m afraid you don’t know your math.’
‘No, teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go,’ replied Paul.
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We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. —Vince Lombardi
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Doing nothing is very hard to do—you never know when you’re finished. —Leslie Nielsen
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Courtroom lawyer’s question to potential juror: Have you lived in this town all your life?
Reply: Not Yet.