Today’s Funny’s
Me: “The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches.”
Wife: “Okay, just throw them out.”
Me (later, helping the kids pack a suitcase): “Look, I’m just as surprised as you are.”
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No one should live by the early bird policy until
learning whether they classify
as a bird or a worm.
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You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
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The other day I swallowed a dictionary.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
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Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.