HELPING HAND
As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m giving you a hand,” I said. “What are you doing?” “I’m stretching before my run.”
NEW JOB?
The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman. His first question is: “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” The applicant replies, “The slightest noise wakes me up.”
PERSONAL GOALS
My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals I set in 2019,
which I should have done in 2018,
because I promised to do them in 2017
and planned to do them in 2016.